So when I was growing up my little sister and I wanted to join the ‘Brownies Girlscouts’.

Heres what their website says:

“Brownie Girl Scouts are 6 – 8 years of age and are in the 1st. 2nd, and 3rd grades. They learn about themselves, their families, their friends, and the world around them. The Girl Scout Law taught to them says “I will do my best to be honest and fair; friendly and helpful, considerate and caring, courageous and strong, and responsible for what I say and do, and to respect myself and others, respect authority, use resources wisely, make the world a better place and be a sister to every Girl Scout.”

 My Mom told us no, we weren’t joining because “THE BROWNIES ARE FOR PUSSYS!!!”

So, my moms probably kind of bummed that only one out of her six kids talk to her anymore (w/the exception of our oldest brother when he needs money).  She probably wonders why noone calls or sends her cards on mother’s day.  If she somehow ever manages to get my number and asks me about it I’ll just explain that, “Mother’s Day is for pussies Vick….Mother’s Day is FOR PUSSIES!!”  I’m sure she’ll understand since I’ll be speaking her language.”  :D